January 2012
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
miami-tea:
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
Reblogging because it might be useful for someone that’s not me.
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
December 2011
everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
miadox:
pass the dutch- young money
me: *walks in a starbucks*
clerk: hello how can i hlep u
me: i want a starbucks
clerk: ok sure these are the different kinds of coff-
me: NO
me: I
me: WANT
me: A
me: STARBUCKS
me: THE
me: WHOLE
me: BUILDING
That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
thats-so-meme:
butthurtbandboys:
we are the kids your parents warned you about says a group of teenagers who never leave the house and cry over bands
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I just want to be Ke$ha.
